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THRUST AND MUNCH! IT'S SHARK WEEK!

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
OH SHIT THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MOTHERFUCKING SHARK WEEK!

So let's turn this mother out with some motherfucking shark-facts.

Some sharks are city sharks, and they do not live in the water. They often have disguises like buildings or fire hydrants or gays. But they are usually easy to spot.

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Some asians like to ride sharks, because they do not believe in fate. Those asians are delicious.

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This shark (below) once sang backup vocals for Slayer for an entire tour. There were no survivors.

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You ain't fooling nobody, mister. You're dinner.

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This is not actually how cowboys work.

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Oh gee I got an idea let's just fucking stand here and we'll get eaten by a goddamn death machine it's cool I don't really use these legs for exercising as you can tell by my massive hamgut.

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Some sharks will turn a mother out, even at a funeral. This shark (below) is doing a dance like there's an ass in it's pants. Even though sharks have neither asses nor pants. Sharks cannot be bothered with details, puny mortal.

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That Kari chick from Mythbusters? Yeah, she's pretty hot. Confirmed.

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So in summary, you should not use a toilet or bathe or swim for the next week, because this entire week is Shark Week and sharks live in water just like the kind in toilets and bathtubs and mudpuddles and you are going to die if you poop. Puny mortals.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Yay! :D

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rank you are the very fuckawesomest

    I love you very much

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    god

    yes

    rank i have waited so long for this

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkweeeeeeeeeeek!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    where is the arcade cabinet

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Beaten to the punch.

    FUCK!

    But yes. Shark Week is a great humanitarian victory.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    where is the arcade cabinet

    PROBABLY THE ARCADE DUH

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ... The whale shark is the retard of the shark world. A giant, perfectly engineered killing machine that kills FUCKING KRILL AND TINY PLANTS. Just a giant fatty, abloo blooing to itself under the water and wishing it was as cool as it's cousin the Great White.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    too. many. teeth.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Shark Week is the greatest American holiday.

    hahaha the TV just said "Diving among sharks without the protection of a shark cage is extremely dangerous."


    oh no fucking duh?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm not a shark

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shark week is the shit

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    SvidrigailovSvidrigailov Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    I'm not a shark

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=30836

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Where is axe-fin-shark-hand-bear?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    dolphins kill sharks

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    One thing we can all agree on: Kari is fucking hot.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    dolphins kill sharks

    sharks allow dolphins to kill them because it amuses other sharks to think of a sissy-girl animal killing them.


    you never see a shark on a pink sparkly t-shirt.



    you see sharks on fucking metal shirts fighting a t-rex with a spiked guitar.

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    One thing we can all agree on: Kari is fucking hot.

    yeah.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    They ate me! A fucking shark ate me!

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Can I give the OP a hi5?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    YEAH

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    2and2is52and2is5 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    that's just a picture of a kitty lying down pasted onto a sharks face !

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sometimes I hate Photoshop.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    2and2is52and2is5 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Sometimes I hate Photoshop.

    Photoshop isn't responsible for that. Evolution is.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    2and2is5 wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Sometimes I hate Photoshop.

    Photoshop isn't responsible for that. Evolution is.

    who wins in a fight: shark, or raptor with an underwater breathing aparatus?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
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    D:D:D:D:D:

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rank

    I'm sure no one has told you this so I will

    You rock

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    2and2is5 wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Sometimes I hate Photoshop.

    Photoshop isn't responsible for that. Evolution is.

    who wins in a fight: raptor, or shark with an out-of-water breathing aparatus?
    fixed to give the raptor a chance.
    shark still wins

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
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    EDIT: Sooooo hot

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
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    YAAAAAAY

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd give me left nut up happily for a full night of hitting that.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    karigifvp2.gif

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    D:D:D:D:D:

    [futurama] it turns out the real monster is man. [/futurama]

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Did anyone ever make a gif of that Uma Thurman movie where she throws a shark into an apartment

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    karigifvp2.gif



    D:D:D:D:D:

    [futurama] it turns out the real monster is man. [/futurama]

    ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That would entail seeing the movie.

    Probably not.

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